This is a brief rundown of all the places my work has been published. I expect you to read every single thing at every one of these links and to enjoy it all.
Cracked.com - This is where I work right now! How exciting is that? They’ve also historically gotten my best work, because they’ve historically paid me more than any other site.
TheSmokingJacket.com - The site I ran before taking the job at Cracked. It’s owned by Playboy. I’ve been to the mansion.
Funnycrave.com - The first site anyone was ever foolish enough to let me run. At various times, I ran it in conjunction with Ian Fortey and Luis Prada of Cracked and HolyTaco fame and with Kristi Harrison, my current coworker and fellow editor at Cracked.
Holytaco.com - Yep, I used to work there too. But they don’t have an archive of my stuff available that I can direct you to. In lieu of that, just assume that anything you’ve ever seen on that site that made you laugh was written by me. The link points to a gallery called “Big Ass Showdown: Nicki Minaj vs. Kim Kardashian.” It’s a pretty highbrow kind of site.
Audiotuts.com - This is a website dedicated solely to tutorials on how to use various audio programs and gadgets. Once a week, I’d swoop in and deliver some dick jokes. Naturally, the audience despised me like a lonely old spinster despises feline leukemia. That said, the audience was completely fucking wrong. I wrote some good stuff for those jerks.
Uproxx.com - I wrote two articles here. They weren’t that great, but I got paid anyway. Nice people.
FreelanceSwitch.com - A site dedicated to providing advice to people who have chosen freelance writing as their only source of income. I worked at an insurance company when I wrote there.
Designcrave.com - I briefly ran this site too. After about three weeks someone who was actually qualified for the job took over.
Stylecrave.com - Because I am nothing if not fashionable.
Beatcrave.com - I love music, so I tried my hand at writing for an actual music site. It was a bitter disappointment.
Screencrave.com - Ditto and ditto. Except about movies.
Podomatic.com - A long time ago, me and a couple friends did podcasts in my basement. Nobody listened to them. But you can, right now!